'United We Sit!' The Daily Show Boldly Supports Manspreading

Manspreading—which is somehow both annoying and hilarious—was handled on Wednesday’s Daily Show thanks to Senior Women’s Correspondent Kristen Schaal. She just wants dudes to continue their reign across the world and the seats … while showing us a bit of soft ball hair in the process. Come on, sugar balls!

My favorite line, besides her directly addressing Jon Stewart’s balls in an effort to free them, was “I get so weak in the knees I can hardly stand … but I have to.”

Kristen Schaal for president.