Here's Uma Thurman's new ginger ale commercial — airing in France, because celebrities don't sully themselves with this stuff on our side of the pond — in which she talks dirty to a fake news reporter and gets away with it by replacing the word "sex" with "Schweppes." Get it? Sexy lady saying sexy things — with puns!
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I wish that celebrities did silly commercials stateside. I don't see why they don't. It's not like us Americans can't find their ridiculous international commercials on the internet, so they aren't protecting their "cool" status.