North Yorkshire cops recently pulled over a man for a talking-to about his bald tires. They discovered that he was driving around with a sheep for company. That car must’ve smelled just great.

That’s according to the Guardian. A police spokesperson told the Northern Echo that the driver “told the officer that ‘some people take their dogs in their cars, I take my sheep,’” and he “just wanted to go for a drive-through at McDonald’s.” Is that so much to ask? There’s photographic evidence and everything:

Ugh, sheep, always wanting to be included in every little thing. Take a hint, sheep.


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