Two Women Brawl With Spongebob Squarepants

Here is a video of a man dressed like Spongebob Squarepants dancing on Hollywood boulevard — until he's beaten on by two young women with dyed red hair. Then the police show up. Yeah, we don't know what the hell is going on either.


It might be a trying-too-hard viral video, except that the Los Angeles police confirmed to the LA Times that there had been a "brief incident with two females."

Two Women Brawl With Spongebob Squarepants
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video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player The women weren't arrested, although they were questioned by police. TMZ tracked down the man under the costume — via a man in a Barney costume, another dressed as the Green Lantern, and a Michael Jackson impersonator — who said he didn't press charges because he's wanted on transit-related charges.

He claimed the women thought he was saying something about their moms. Maybe they were just engaging in a little extra-aggressive hollaback-ing?

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Official Witch of Los Angeles

Oh man. You guys, you have NO IDEA how creepy the Hollywood Blvd. SpongeBob is. (Unless, like me, you live in LA.)

It's been the same SpongeBob for 5+ years; the costume is so low budget, it's...frightening? At one point in time, he carried around a stuffed Patrick. The freakiest thing about him, though, is that he talks. In his real voice. And hits on you. And sometimes will follow a female trying to talk to her until she escapes into the Forever 21, or the subway, or...

No. Just no.

Needless to say, I was NOT surprised when I heard he was arrested the other day. (Also: There is a Jack Sparrow who is equally pervy.)