Turn On Some Relaxing Music and Enjoy These Videos of Columbus Statues Being Destroyed

It’s already been a long day. You know what we need? Some videos of Christopher Columbus statues being pulled down and/or tossed into water.

In Boston, he was gloriously beheaded, like an idiot:

In Richmond, Virginia, he was thrown into a lake:

Eventually, they dredged him up and towed him away like a 1993 Acura Legend:

In St. Paul, Minnesota, he was pulled off his pedestal.

Once the statue was down, members of the American Indian Movement danced and sang around it.

And because you deserve it, here’s a bonus video of our comrades across the pond shoving a statue of slave trader Edward Colston into the harbo(u)r.