Trump to Fuck Up Your Night, and Life, With 9 P.M. Supreme Court Announcement 

Because ruining your life on a daily basis is not enough for Donald Trump, and ruining your life on a longterm basis with a sweep of new conservative Supreme Court decisions is not enough for Donald Trump, he will now also be ruining your Monday night. Because all of this is a TV show or something:

He’s going to pick someone “All-American,” and you know what Trump means when he says that. What an asshole.