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Hold onto your butts, take a xanax, practice mindful breathing, call your mom, send word to the nearest village (I don’t know where you are!), but make whatever preparations you need to meet another Kardashian, because here she is:

She is crowned by an Instagram filter, per Kardashian protocol.

So now we know Khloé’s baby True Thompson. What is she up to now? Is she pooping, sleeping, crying, raging like Stormi or getting hair extensions like Dream? We (the world) will be following developments forever until we die.