Tori Spelling Likes to Piss Everywhere When She Gets Drunk

Tori Spelling, seen above in shorts that were not originally yellow, appeared on Kocktails with Khloé this week and revealed that she has a drunk alter ego named Terri (as in Terri-Tori). Terri likes to pee everywhere, especially around other people.

“When Terri comes to visit, she is cray-cray and one of her things is she likes to pee and she pees anywhere,” Spelling said. “She’ll piss under the table, everyone raise your legs, she will pee in a potted plant. She doesn’t come out that often now that I’m a mother. But there’s Terri. Terri is super fun.”

She doesn’t come out that often now that I’m a mother.

that often




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