Tom Brady has casually endorsed his friend Donald Trump for president. Tom Brady is an idiot.
Asked if Trump has it in him to win the 2016 presidential race, Brady, a dumb-dumb, responded, “I hope so.”
Reporter: “He’s a guy who likes winning like you. Do you think he’s got what it takes?”
Brady: “I hope so. That would be great. He’d put a putting green on the White House lawn, I’m sure of that.”
First of all, who doesn’t like winning? Secondly, Donald Trump would make a bad president and people who say otherwise are undeniably stupid. Third, I hope you all activated our Trump/dick-nose Chrome extension, because it will make this article (and all other Trump-related articles) much more entertaining.
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