Today In Obvious: How Not To Get Laid

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Struggling to decide which synthetic housecoat to purchase this year? Here's a convincing argument against the Snuggle Suit, aka the "enemy of sexual appeal." Which makes sense - we can't really imagine a Snuggle Suit Sutra working nearly as well.

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CassandraSays
CassandraSays

Well I know I always want to hump someone who looks like a giant caterpillar.