Tobey Maguire and Jennifer Meyer Join the 2016 Celebrity Divorce Club

Images via AP.
Images via AP.

And the hits just keep on coming—though this one is probably good news if you were a secret Pussy Posse stan: Tobey Maguire and his wife, jewelry designer Jennifer Meyer, are separating.


The soon-to-be exes will join couples like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber in the Fall 2016 divorcees club.

The couple, who met in 2003 and married in September of 2007, released a statement to People, the classy actor’s tabloid of choice for very classy separation announcements:

“After much soul searching and consideration we have made the decision to separate as a couple,” Maguire and Meyer said in a joint statement to PEOPLE. “As devoted parents, our first priority remains raising our children together with enduring love, respect and friendship.”

In a perusal of Meyer’s Wikipedia page so I could remember who exactly she is, I learned that she designed Jennifer Aniston’s wedding ring for her most recent wedding to Justin Theroux, so, do with that information what you will.

Considering it’s not 2004 and Spider-Man 2 hasn’t recently come out, I’m not sure how much you care about this latest Hollywood divorce, but to all the seemingly well-matched celebrity couples out there, stay safe and perhaps consider a post-nuptial agreement.

Senior Writer, Jezebel



Oh god no more emo Peter Parker please.