Tinashe Drops Tracks, Is Maybe Dating Calvin Harris. What Now, New World?
EntertainmentIn the past 22 hours, we have emerged from Plato’s demonic cave only to discover that our true reality is constructed by schemers and scammers, and public relations specialists have established their primacy as our shadow government. Adding to the Calgon bath of tea in which we’re currently soaking to the point of prunes: Page Six’s report that Tinashe and Calvin Harris are hanging out and may be dating because they were seen together at Nobu Malibu, which is the place all celebrities go to secretly announce their publicly private relationships!
This is all very convenient timing, considering Tinashe just dropped two new songs, one of which alludes to Tinashe potentially becoming the next new dancefloor diva and, theoretically, creating a space-time loop wherein she and Harris, if they are dating, could become the world’s brand new most beloved EDM power couple—for the duration of this press cycle, at least!