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Tim Tebow Hired as Good Morning America Correspondent (Spit Take)

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ABC is now the network of such venerable news names as Bob Woodruff, Barbara Walters, Peter Jennings, Diane Sawyer, and... Tim Tebow. Yes. Tim Motherfucking Tebow.

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Former NFL quarterback and outspoken anti-abortion activist Tim Tebow has been tapped to join ABC's Good Morning America, where he will be paid large sums of money to talk about motivation and BEING A WINNER and this makes me want to staple my eyelids shut oh my God if any of you went to journalism school I am so sorry. I am so sorry.

Tebow will start his stint on the program on September 15th. That's barely enough time to mourn the death of whatever it is this hire symbolizes.

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yvanehtnioj

I propose we change the meaning of the word "Tebowing" from that stupid pose to "failing upward."