Tila Tequila Was An Adorable Child

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Before slurring and shimmying her way to internet infamy, Tila Tequila was Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen. Born in Singapore, she moved to Texas when she was one; 28 years later she released a song titled "I Fucked the DJ."

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Oh my lord. I just looked up the song "I Fucked the DJ" out of curiosity.

"Cream in my middle like an oreo,

I just wanna rock ride cock like a rodeo,

drop like stock you can check my portfolio."

That's so terrible it borders on fantastic.