Three-Boobed Woman Arrested for DUI

Jasmine Tridevil, the Florida woman whose third boob we choose to continue believing is real despite all evidence to the contrary, was arrested early this morning on suspicion of driving under the influence. Related: will the Three Boob Lady ever stop breaking our hearts?

TMZ was first to report Tridevil’s arrest (real name Alisha Jasmine Hessler), and they’re trying very hard to make a decent joke out of the fact that her blood alcohol content was over twice the legal limit in two separate tests. “Her BAC wasn’t three times the legal limit … JUST TWO!” they crack. Get it. Because she had three boobs. Yes. Good effort, guys.

Tridevil’s third boob of lies was uncovered in September; undaunted, she continued to insist it was real for a few more weeks, making a bizarre video about how women should be legally allowed to drug and rape men while showing off her triple set:

Earlier this month, Tridevil also released a hot new BDSM-themed single, “Born to Serve,” which iTunes reviewers describe as “Even worse than you think it is” and “Pure talentless crap.”

According to the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s office, she’s being held on a $500 bond for the DUI charge. Neither her full mug shot nor her booking information makes any mention of a third breast, but by God, we still believe.