A rabbit jumps during the Kaninhop (rabbit-jumping) competition in Weissenbrunn vorm Wald, southern Germany, Sunday, Sept. 1, 2013. Competitors take part in three different categories, with an obstacle height ranging between 25 and 40 centimeters. (AP Photo/Jens Meyer)
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