These Pads Will Help Protect You If You Shart In Your Pants

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This advertisement for a new kind of "discreet protection from ABL" (Accidental Bowel Leakage) was spotted in an issue of Martha Stewart Living.

Illustration for article titled These Pads Will Help Protect You If You Shart In Your Pants

It's totally real, too. You can get them at Target. I hear Jennifer Lawrence has already ordered these in bulk.

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thewooooorst
thewooooorst

I have a close friend with a fistula bc of a chronic illness. I get that this is funny on the surface and I hate to be that downer but it's an awful thing to live with and I am sure this would help her a lot versus what she currently does to keep dry and clean.