This Pokémon GO Player Does Not Give a Shit About Beyoncé's Performance a Few Feet From Her

“SHE’S PLAYING POKÉMON. SHE’S PLAYING POKÉMON WHILE BEYONCÉ IS SINGING. FUCKING POKÉMON. LOOK AT WHERE SHE IS. LOOK. AT. WHERE. SHE. IS. SHE’S NEXT TO THE STAAAGE.”

— The correct response when you see someone too immersed in finding a Bergdorfgollum or whatever while the world’s most famous living star saunters by pantsless just a few feet from you.

Luckily, the videographer’s ecstatic squeals constitute enough enthusiasm to adequately cover himself, the Pokémon devotee, and each and every little virtual monster she’s hopefully unable to catch.

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(h/t Elle)

Night blogger at Jezebel

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DISCUSSION

Fuck this person flipping Pokemon Go girl the bird, she isn’t detracting from her experience, she’s just minding her own biz and gaming.

My partner gets very stressed when he is bored, he gets bored when he has only one thing to concentrate on so he plays his DS etc. at gigs.