OH MY GOD. This is what happens when you stare into the abyss of the Internet for too long. It stares back at you like this.

Some of the Jezebel ladies suspect this might be slightly possibly maybe just a little teeny bit Photoshopped. Or that the photo was simply taken at a ridiculous, mind-bending angle. Some of the other Jezebel ladies, who shall remain nameless here, are pretty convinced this fucking thing is 100 percent real, seeing as it's from Getty Images. But it's equally possibly that this image is from a parallel dimension of evil. Time to look away.