This New Trailer For Bravo's Summer House Is Deeply Embarrassing For Everyone Involved

The trailer for the new Bravo show Summer House is out, which is great news for enemies of the cast members who were biding their time, waiting for the perfect moment to take their revenge. Now all they have to do is disseminate this trailer.


Here’s what I know. This is a show about several thirty-year-olds who would surely like to have their own home in the Hamptons proper—a region that has made its antipathy towards them known—but must, for reasons I can only guess, rent one in Montauk as a group. This is a point of pride for them. They are all ostensibly employed, but chose to risk that to be on the Jersey Shore of the east end. Most of the scenes are filmed in their rented home, because the town was not as impressed by them as they are by themselves and declined to grant them permits. The show appears to star a man who surely thinks he is more attractive than he is, proudly detailing in the trailer to a distraught paramour all the other women he’d kissed so far. The word “nipple” is said at least twice, once in a hot tub to Stassi Schroeder, star of Vanderpump Rules. Two people make out with a face full of cake.

I’m going to watch the hell out of this show.

Former Gawker news editor



So Real World but these are unstable 30 year olds instead of unstable 20 year olds?