Tinseltown is unusually quiet Tuesday, so I’m back to my regularly scheduled spying. Namely, wondering how Kylie Jenner bends her body like that all the time without permanent spinal cord damage.
On Instagram, the maybe-maybe-not billionaire wrote: “happiness over everything and anything.” Friend and interdimensional space traveler Stassie Baby responded with a bit of poetry: “❤️❤️”
Now, what this lady chooses to do with her own happiness is probably not my business and I won’t spend too long thinking about it. But I’m standing here, over my desk, recreating this pose, and I’m wondering when I can stop doing this because it’s uncomfortable and weird and leaves me feeling like the inflatable bendy balloons flapping in the wind outside a used car dealership or a furniture store perpetually on the brink of foreclosure.
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