This Is What It's Like to Attempt to Date Jimmy Fallon
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Jimmy Fallon–befuddled TV man who makes mumbly sounds and inexplicably occupies a chair on the Tonight Show, while an elaborate tap dance extravaganza of family games and Questlove distract from his unexplained presence–once also occupied a space adjacent to Nicole Kidman on a “date.” Except it is impossible to date Jimmy Fallon, because Jimmy Fallon will not be aware of his surroundings, although it did happen, and Nicole Kidman and accomplice Naomi Watts repeatedly drag it up over the years, as Watts did for the third time last night. The disputed event has turned into fictionalized Tonight Show lore, fallback material for the ages. The story, as pieced together by Nicole Kidman:
The Date
Chapter One:
It is January 2015, and Nicole Kidman is on Tonight Show to promote the movie Paddington. It is mentioned that at some point in Fallon’s life (maybe SNL or something), a confusing arrangement results in Nicole Kidman (to discuss a movie, maybe) entering his home (containing video games and sneakers, he recalls).