PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 21: Amber Tamblyn attends the premiere of the 'Hits' at Eccles Center Theatre during the 2014 Sundance Film Festival on January 21, 2014 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images for Sundance Film Festival)

Now, before anyone says anything, please remember she is in Park City and yes, it is very cold. So there you go. I really do love that scarf, and she's still as beautiful as I remember her from years ago. But the floppy hat. It is not your friend. It is no one's friend. It is your mortal enemy. It lies in wait, in your closet, where you put it when you drunk-bought it a fair five years ago, thinking it was "hahaha sorta cute." It lurks in that closet, on the shelf, plotting against you. Waiting for the day when you finally crack and decide that it might look cool with this one dress you just got. And then...all hell breaks loose.

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