This Abortion Boat Sounds Fishy
How did a man with no experience in abortion care launch a service for offshore procedures, just weeks after the fall of Roe v. Wade?
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Illustration: Allison Corr
In the two dystopian months since the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, reproductive rights supporters have been desperate for any positive news on the abortion front. Stories are pouring out by the day of pregnant people forced into unimaginable situations. So when a mysterious abortion boat appeared out of nowhere off the coast of Texas in July, claiming to have already provided dozens of abortions in federal waters, a lot of people needed it to be a hero.
That boat, run by a for-profit company called Abort Offshore, claimed it could offer abortions up to 20 weeks in the Gulf of Mexico, immune to state laws. And it started doing so, apparently, at a rapid clip: On July 23, Abort Offshore announced that it had done 34 abortions as a test. By August 3, it claimed to have provided more than 100 procedures. And just 10 days later, the company tweeted that it had performed nearly 200 legal abortions for women from Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama.
Abortion advocates and providers, meanwhile, weren’t convinced. Abort Offshore’s website demands a cash payment in full—$1,500 to $2,200, depending on gestation—just to secure an appointment. And more concerningly, it’s quite difficult to establish a legitimate, medically sound abortion clinic on a boat in such a short amount of time. OB-GYN Meg Autry announced just a week before Abort Offshore entered the scene that she’d been working on plans to launch a similar boat to serve Gulf Coast patients—and she is still trying to raise the $20 million she needs to cover the vessel, security, liability insurance, patient care, etc; before she can even begin.
So how did someone launch a full abortion boat within weeks, and why had virtually no one in the field heard of him before?
The president of Abort Offshore is Michael Kimbro, a 47-year-old former mortgage broker who lives between Texas and New York City. And he is, I learned, exactly the kind of abortion provider one would expect to pop up in a growing void of safe, legal options, where patients are desperate. Kimbro has no experience in any field even adjacent to abortion.
According to public records, he’s registered dozens of random businesses (though he told me he’s only registered eight)—including a furniture company named “Orbmik,” which is his last name spelled backwards—and has racked up a laundry list of fraud accusations and online complaints from customers. And he appears to be currently serving a five-year probation in Texas for charges related to moving money from one of his companies to another.
“I could probably give abortions on the moon if I had a couple of years and twenty million dollars.”
Kimbro was, at least, honest about most of this in phone and email exchanges with me and readily admitted that he’s been arrested on fraud charges and sued “many, many times.”
“I have been arrested and detained but never been processed into jail,” he explained in one email. “Most importantly, I have also never been convicted of any crime. I have run afoul of the law several times and have a few dozen complaints from thousands of customers my companies have served.” He disputed that he’s currently on probation, despite his criminal history from Harris County, Texas, suggesting otherwise: “My cases remain unadjudicated but fall within the responsibility of the probation department. My answer remains that I haven’t been convicted of any crimes.”
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