Things That Should Not Exist: The Miley Cyrus Sex Doll

For a young female star, turning 18 doesn’t just mean it’s no longer illegal for creepy older dudes to leer at you, it means your likeness will pop up on a variety of adult products. Miley is said to be planning to sue over the new inflatable sex doll “Finally Miley,” which comes with “3 achey love holes.” But, it might be too late. Kevin Johnson of Pipedream Products, the company that makes the doll, says, “We are completely sold out already – it’s been on the market for less than 48 hours.”