They Named Her Gravity!

Four months after revealing they were expecting a child, Stormi (26) and Lucky (19) have welcomed a baby into this gasping, ever-warming world and named it after the very thing that keeps us all chained to its increasingly terrifying rhythm. Dear readers, they have named it Gravity.


“She’s here,” Lucky captioned the first photo of the child. And, much like gravity itself, Gravity will be here for the foreseeable future. “I love you more than anything in this whole world little princess,” he continued, revealing that he’d rather have Gravity resting gently in his arms than gravity’s unstoppable force keeping Gravity in them.


After giving birth to Gravity, Stormi succumbed to gravity’s pull and sunk into her hospital bed, where she reflected on the gravity of the situation. In one instant, her life changed forever. She was Gravity’s mother, and Gravity her child.

Staff Writer, Jezebel | Man

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