If your heart bleeds because you love Abraham Lincoln so much but you can't be with him because he's dead, then you're in luck: get these fancy Honest Abe band-aids and wear them close to your heart, or really on any wound. As the handsome Abe-adorned tin they come in promises, "I will heal your wound like I healed a nation!" Hmm, is it weird to give yourself a paper cut just so you'd have an excuse to wear a picture of Lincoln on your finger?
[Via Laughing Squid]
