These Abe Lincoln Band-Aids Will Heal You Like He Healed Our Nation

If your heart bleeds because you love Abraham Lincoln so much but you can't be with him because he's dead, then you're in luck: get these fancy Honest Abe band-aids and wear them close to your heart, or really on any wound. As the handsome Abe-adorned tin they come in promises, "I will heal your wound like I healed a nation!" Hmm, is it weird to give yourself a paper cut just so you'd have an excuse to wear a picture of Lincoln on your finger?

[Via Laughing Squid]