The 2010 World Cup starts soon, and according to Channel Two, because you are a lady, and ladies don't watch sports, you're going to need to whip out your vibrator until your sports-obsessed dude pays attention to you again. [Buzzfeed]
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For me the words away and fuck just couldn't be more apt. I hate the World Cup. I hate football. I couldn't enjoy the next 4 weeks no matter what and I wish everyone would just shut up about it please?