The Trump Admin Drops Climate Change As a National Security Threat, Nothing to See Here

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I feel quite safe, don’t you?

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:

  • The Trump administration has dropped climate change as a national security threat in a new national security strategy outlined on Monday. Phew—glad that’s been handled, right? [New York Times, NYMag]
  • The EPA is monitoring the emails of employees who have spoken out against Scott Pruitt’s agenda. Honestly, if Scott Pruitt relocated from the EPA headquarters into an evil lair inside a volcano, would you be hugely surprised? [New York Times]
  • After he became the Republican nominee, Trump was reportedly warned by senior FBI officials that Russia was likely to spy on and attempt to infiltrate his campaign. [NBC News]
  • The Senate’s Russia investigation is reportedly looking into Our Lady of RT, Jill Stein. [BuzzFeed]
  • Trump is getting conflicting advice from his loyal band of orange idiots about whether or not to instigate a constitutional crisis and fire Robert Mueller. [Washington Post]
  • Indiana’s Department of Child Services director Mary Beth Bonaventura has resigned, writing in her letter of resignation that Gov. Eric Holcomb’s policies “all but ensure children will die.” [Indianapolis Star]
  • Charlottesville police chief Al Thomas is resigning in the aftermath of a report that heavily critiqued the city’s handling of the Unite the Right rally in August, which resulted in one death and dozens of injuries. [Richmond Times-Dispatch]
  • It’s movie night at the White House! Unfortunately, it being not a Pixar film but rather a two-hour biopic about Winston Churchill—The Darkest Hour, starring Gary Oldman—it seems kinda unlikely that the president will be able to sit through it. [Twitter]
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Ellie is a freelance writer and former senior writer at Jezebel. She is pursuing a master's degree in science journalism at Columbia University in the fall.

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In happier news:

MY MOTHER JUST GOT HER APPOINTMENT FOR HER FINAL IMMIGRATION INTERVIEW!

We’re finally almost at the goddamn finish line and when she crosses it my mother will finally be a United States Citizen! I know, the charm of that has been blemished to a certain extent because of orange fuck face but fuck him, this is about my mother’s VERY long journey on this path.

The work on this started soon after I joined the Navy, when I started to sponsor her or this just wouldn’t have worked out the way it has. That was around 2002 and now she’s got her final interview next month. Such a long journey. I’m so happy for her and she’s super excited!

My brother (DACA) still has a fight on his hands but he’s thrilled for mom. Hopefully the dems can pull a miracle out of their asses and give my brother and everyone like him a path of their own so that they can walk towards becoming citizens.

Fuck, I’m so pumped by this news! I hope everyone here has a good holiday!

I love you guys!!!!