The Secret Lives Of Fictional Characters

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Think celebrity baby names are weird? The Pillsbury Doughboy has a wife named Poppie Fresh and two kids named Popper and Bun Bun, and Mr. Clean's real first name is "Veritably." [CNN]


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honey badger don't care

When I was little, I used to think Mr. Clean was kind of hott.

Like he had this domestic side, and this badass side all at once. He wore a muscle T, had an earring, and a macho shaved head.... yet was clean, and kind of homely at the same time. Plus, I learned that in Spanish, he is called "Maestro Limpio" - kind of sexy sounding.

God, I am so weird. And now I have shared too much.