The Secret Lives Of Fictional Characters By Hortense Smith | June 13, 2010 | 8:50pm Latest × Copy Link Facebook X Reddit Email ! Think celebrity baby names are weird? The Pillsbury Doughboy has a wife named Poppie Fresh and two kids named Popper and Bun Bun, and Mr. Clean’s real first name is “Veritably.” [CNN] Most Popular The Bezos-Sánchez Wedding Was a Real 21st-Century Fairy Tale (Derogatory) Charlize Theron Has Me Excited to Hook Up in My 40s It Appears That Kris Jenner Won't Share a Water Taxi More from JezebelThis Week's 'And Just Like That...' Was a Horror MovieMan Posts Carl Jung Quotes to Intellectualize His BreakupPixar Continues to Shoot Itself in the Foot Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human:
