And while it’s correct that my gender studies degree did not afford me the practical skills needed to fix a toilet or solve the current supply chain crisis, this argument feels bred from an anti-intellectualism camp fearful of feminist ideologies that might suggest that, oh, I don’t know, education is a human right that should be accessed freely and easily?

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Next up, we have the what-about-me bros of the Twittersphere, also known as men who feel oppressed by all the child support they haven’t paid. As New Republic reporter Julian Epp put it, Biden’s announcement has awoken a “silent majority” among us, who are shaking their metaphorical coin cups at the idea that not financially supporting a child you had a hand in creating (who might eventually decide to go to college, might I add!) is the same as investing in a future that might help make this country less of a shitstorm than it already is. Cuz they sure as shit aren’t helping.

And last but certainly not least, we have those who are trying to use loan forgiveness as yet another reason to discriminate against trans people. Today, The Federalist published an article that argues that “if young adults can make permanent, major changes to their bodies, they can repay the money they borrowed to go to college.” The writer then launches into a pretty transphobic tirade against gender-affirming care I won’t get into, which is hinged on an argument about consent and bodily autonomy. But you know what none of us, regardless of gender identity, ever agreed to? Spending the rest of our lives shackled to a mountain of debt because we pursued a field that should actually come with little to no financial burden.

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The kicker? The government does have money to provide these services and a whole lot more, if only they’d stop funneling all of their funds into the military’s support for AR-15s. Ha ha. Seriously, just cancel our student loans, thank you.