The R-Patz Comic Book Sucks The Hottie Right Out Of Him
LatestWe got our hands on the Fame: Robert Pattinson comic from Bluewater Productions, which is not a fun, fan-fic-ish romp with the SparkleVamp, but a dark, dreary telling of his life story. Also? He looks terrible!
Here’s how the story begins: “In November 2007, a fledgling, relatively unknown British actor named Robert Pattinson stepped into Powell’s bookstore in Portland, Oregon to prepare for a role an an indie film with a near non-existent budget. Alone.” Dramatic! But why does Rob look so… Derelicte?