The Periodic Table Of Swearing

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This print from Modern Toss (click to enlarge) provides a handy guide to British curses. That said, Americans may need a translation for "stink like a piss ceefax" and "acting like a cock snake on plant food."

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OfferFoxAche
OfferFoxAche

My mum is English and calls me a "dopey/daft apeth". This means I'm a silly monkey- like creature, too stupid to be considered a monkey. Love you mum.