"The Only X-Rated Panties In Town"?

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We tend to doubt it, but we'll concede the uniqueness of cotton bikinis featuring outlined shag-haired couples demonstrating sex positions under your astrological "sex sign!" (Although what we Tauruses are supposed to be doing, is unclear.) [Vintage_Ads]

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DISCUSSION

Shouldn't Virgo not be included in this list, by definition?

She asks, as a Virgo :/