If you reach Dante’s fifth circle of hell you will find a swamp and also the White House’s annual Christmas party. There were blood-red trees. There was a band dressed like toy soldiers playing Christmas songs. There was Ivanka Trump dressed as Lizzie McGuire. Newt and Calista Gingrich emerged from their cryochambers. Wrathful and sullen—let’s party!
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Here are pictures of some of the worst people in Washington, DC (and also the whole world) having a holly jolly time:
I haven’t found any pictures of Donald Trump Jr. yet. Maybe he wasn’t invited!