The Night Belongs To Cher

Cherilyn Sarkisian turns 65 today! Recall that it was just this past September that she took to the stage at the VMAs, dressed in rehash of her epic getup (I don't think we can call it an "outfit") from the video for If I Could Turn Back Time. And she looked amazing. In her goddamn sixties. When you toast her tonight, please do so with the utmost respect.

On a side note: Tomorrow's not just The Rapture (though a preemptive congrats to those of you getting raptured) — it's the Jezebel's fourth birthday. At the celebratory festivities, we'll be serving both pie and cake.

Have a great weekend!

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Phyllis Nefler

Can my cake be gluten free? I can recommend a kick ass bakery.

This has been an excellent Friday. My students were pretty weren't totally insane and we got a lot of work done, my diploma for my Master's degree showed up in the mail along with the Hunger Games Entertainment Weekly. I have Parks and Rec on the dvr and I'm making pizza for dinner. Oh, and I didn't get laid and I have a job next year! Everything's coming up Phyllis!

I'll toast Cher (who can do no wrong in my eyes) with my Cherry Coke, even though it won't have to vodka I would totally put in it if I wasn't pregnant. Hope you all are having a pleasant Friday too!