The Most Syrupy Sweet Moments of the Brangelina Wedding, Ranked
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie finally got married—fulfilling the wet dreams of tabloid editors around the globe. Now that the initial shock has worn off, we are in a better state to process what “details” People has released in the run up to their full story, on newsstands Wednesday.
The couple granted an exclusive with People and Hello! magazine, revealing carefully selected particulars of their private nuptials. Reading through, it is hard not to notice the saccharine quality of every anecdote provided by the couple. The result is the Brangelina clan coming off as the most sweetly loving and happy group of beautiful humans the world has ever seen. Here we’ve ranked the sweetest moments, from “awww” to “legit dental emergency toothache.”
10) “The intimate Aug. 23 ceremony – attended by just 20 friends and family members – was held in the chapel of Château Miraval, the family’s estate in the French village of Correns.” (via People)
Getting married in a chapel that rests on the grounds of one’s French chateau reads like something out a Fifty Shades of Grey meets Pride and Prejudice fan fiction novel.
9) “Pitt wore a suit from his closet – with a tie borrowed from one of his sons because Pitt forgot to pack his.” (via People)
I find it interesting that there were no other ties to choose from on the entire estate, but I will overlook that logical flaw as it allows for this lovely father-son anecdote.
8) “According to the mag, when the A-listers kissed at the altar, Shiloh had to stifle herself with the ring cushion to stop laughing out loud.” (via Us Weekly)
Can’t you just see it? That kind of choreographed cuteness must come naturally when you’re a Jolie-Pitt.
7) “‘Knox practiced carrying coins and acorns on his little pillow before he got the ring.’ (Later, Hello! learned that one of the kids dropped a ring.)” (via Us Weekly)