The Most Conservative States Have the Pregnant-est Teenagers

We already knew that the Bible belt was also home to a lot of unideal, sinful pre- and extra-marital belt loosening. But now, according to the most recent data available from the Centers for Disease Control, the birth rate for girls between 15 and 19 is highest in states where the most publicly popular approach to extramarital sex is to affix one’s hands firmly over one’s ears and shout Bible verses until whoever is talking about the sex gets annoyed and walks away.

For example, 53 of every 1,000 teenage girls in Texas gave birth in the year 2010. In Arkansas, 56 of every 1,000 gave birth. Mississippi, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Kentucky, Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana, and Arizona also bear the dubious distinction of being living monuments to how abstinence-only education and restricted access to abortion and birth control translates to more young single parents, more poverty for young women, and the corresponding greater expense to the state that comes with providing services to those families. To compare, heathen blue states like Vermont, New York, Minnesota, Washington, Connecticut, and Massachusetts boasted the lowest teen birth rates.

Too bad sanctimony is the least reliable form of birth control.

[Slate]