The Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Was Totally Terrifying

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Sure, this giant Kermit is cool-looking (the Muppet takes Manhattan!), but many of the balloons looming about New York City yesterday were scary as shit. Let's take a look at Macy's Thanksgiving Day horror-show.

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Here's an enormous leering Spongebob, come to kill us all.

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Aaaahhh!

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The Pikachu balloon seemed like an adorable throwback to 1993, until his big dewy eyes began to shoot lasers.

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Hello Kitty calmly regards the carnage.

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Tim Burton's "B. Boy" balloon is actually supposed to be creepy, but it's one of the least upsetting.

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Behave, kids. Giant Smurf is watching you.

All images via Getty.

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This was my sister's and mine's favorite part of the parade this year!