The Latest Penis Thing: Tiny Diapers for the Tip of Your Penis

Penises are hard to take care of. They like, poke around in weird angles and dudes have to constantly adjust them without anyone noticing. I have no idea if this is actually true because I don't possess a penis, but I assume it must be at least a little cumbersome to have a floppy thing coming out of your crotch. Apparently, penis owners experience many penis problems, and among them is a thing called "male spotting." You know, when the last droplets of tinkle stick to a wee wee and spot man-baby's pants (My deepest apologies for making you read "tinkle" and "wee wee").

Solution: tiny diapers for the tip of your penis. Catch those loose pee droplets with these cushy penis diapers! My only question is, why would tiny diapers for the tip of your penis have tiny leg holes? Have I not been paying close enough attention to the phalli I've encountered?


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