The Jezebel Guide to Safe (ish) Protesting During Inauguration Weekend
LatestWASHINGTON, D.C – If you’re one of the hundreds of thousands of people with plans to protest the inauguration of President-elect Donald Trump and attend the Women’s March on Washington this weekend, it’s smart to arrive at your chosen demonstration prepared for worst case and challenging scenarios.
While March organizers and law enforcement expect both Inauguration Day and protests to go smoothly, we’d still prefer it that you—as one of our nation’s best and brightest—consider our suggestions for safe and peaceful protesting, because what will we do with you in jail? And though security will be the highest and crowds the biggest in D.C., much of this advice is equally applicable to the many other protests going on around the country.
The Obvious Stuff:
Wear comfortable walking shoes—and water resistant ones, if possible.
Weather in Washington, D.C., where the Women’s March on Washington is taking place, is forecasted for rain on Friday (Inauguration Day), probably because the sky is sad and thinks Bernie would have won. It’s not supposed to rain Saturday, the day of the March, but who knows? The weather can be as unpredictable and destructive as our President-elect. Even if it doesn’t rain Saturday, you’ll probably encounter a puddle or two.
Comfortable walking shoes are important because, duh, you are going to be walking a lot. Also, in case of an emergency, you’re going to want to be able to move and move quickly. Again, it’s doubtful that anything dangerous will happen, but if it does, the last desirable outcome is that your immobilized by your footwear.
Wear layers
D.C. temperatures are predicted to be in the 40s and 50s this weekend. Because marching involves a lot of both walking and standing still, you’ll likely alternate from too hot to too cold very quickly. While you might feel bulky leaving the house, you will ultimately be grateful for having both a coat, a sweater/sweatshirt, and a t-shirt. (Style guide: Each layer can have a different anti-Trump slogan!)
Hydrate, but remember that restrooms may be few and far between
People need water, but they also need to pee. Figure your own balance out. There will be porta potties available, but bring enough cash so that you can slink into a coffee shop, buy something, and use their bathroom. Or wear an adult diaper. Please keep in mind that public urination is a misdemeanor in D.C. and can include a fine up to $500 and up to 90 days in jail.
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