The Hills Is Coming Back Without Its Biggest Stars

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At the clusterfuck that was the VMAs last night, the stars of The Hills (a relic from an era in which teenagers actually still watched MTV) descended onto the red carpet and my nose was smelling a REBOOT. And sure enough a teaser aired later in the evening confirmed that the The Hills is indeed coming back to the channel a la the Jersey Shore reboot.


But there were some notable absences on the red carpet. Kristin Cavallari, Whitney Port, Lo Bosworth, and The Hills’ lead Lauren Conrad were missing. And while the entire cast of the reboot has yet to be confirmed by MTV (Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, and Audrina Patridge were all on the carpet, to name a few), Lauren Conrad is reportedly NOT coming back to shoot more episodes of The Hills, according to People, citing the fact that she’s in “a different place in her life.” People also reports that Kristen Cavallari is also not joining the show due to a contract with E!.

You might argue that The Hills returning without Lauren and Kristin (and TBD on Whitney) is not exactly a perfect reboot. All of which is to say that this new season of The Hills definitely includes the thirstiest members of the cast. But, hey, the rest is still unwritten?

Hazel Cills is the Pop Culture Reporter at Jezebel. Her writing has been published by outlets including The Los Angeles Times, Pitchfork, Rolling Stone, The New York Times Magazine, ELLE, and more.




Don’t make this the Speidi show again. No one really cares about Speidi and his “crystals,” or Justin Bobby. The only thing people want to see is LC, and LC and Heidi interact. However fake/scripted this crap is. However many times they avoid each other and then bump in to each other and having a crying sesh.

Season 6 was the PITS.


But I will still watch the shit out of this boring shit dump for ceiling eyes alone.

And just for fun here’s a picture I have hanging on my gallery wall.