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There were other signs, too, that Handbook for Mortals had bought its way onto the bestseller list. Again, from Pajiba’s incredible sleuthing:

Another user, writer Erik. J Brown, noted the questionable quality of the book’s Amazon reviews, which Fakespot deems of unreliable and low quality. The book currently has 9 Goodreads reviews, all of which are 5 stars and some of which are duplicates. If you know anything about Goodreads, you’ll already hear the bullshit alarm.

Jeremy West, manager of OnBroadwayish, pointed to the book’s sales, which according to Nielsen Bookscan, are 18k for the past week alone. That’s weird. Very weird.

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Meanwhile, Stamper tweeted at DMs from an anonymous bookseller who said that a producer of the film adaptation called-in a large order of Handbook for Mortals after confirming that the store was a Times-reporting bookstore. The numbers at Bookscan and Edelweiss, standard tools to track book sales or measure the temperature of a book, also looked suspicious. Basically, everything pointed to the fact that the film’s producer (or producers? Remember the guy from American Pie?) were proverbially cooking the books, forcing Handbook for Mortals into the number one spot by bulk-purchasing their own product.

If the saga of the Handbook for Mortals wasn’t already confusing enough, let’s pause to consider that, in the middle of this story, Blues Traveler weighed in. Yes, the Blues Traveler of “if you’re Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn” fame shared their thoughts on Twitter (now deleted) because Sarem used to work for them.

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For her part, Sarem told Publisher’s Weekly that the speculation was “silly.” “It’s silly to say ‘I didn’t know about this book, so how can it be doing well?’ We should all be supportive of each other,” Sarem said. She noted that she’ll be promoting the book at an upcoming con.

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The drama now concluded with appropriate justice doled out by the New York Times who returned Thomas’s The Hate U Give to its rightful place at the top of the bestseller list, we can now return to our lives with this small, delicious gift. I desperately look forward to reading Susan Orlean’s surely touching treatment of this wonderful story.