The Eva Mendes Sex Tape Is Different

Though you probably need another celebrity sex tape like you need a hole in the head, the newest entry into the canon, starring Eva Mendes, is an instant classic. Because one can never have too much duct tape.

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Eva Mendes Sex Tape from Eva Mendes


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A Small Turnip

I haven't been keeping up to date with all the latest pornographic trends, but this is great! I never realised that the fucking industry had branched out into adhesives and home repair, but I like it! Do you think Paul Rudd will come out with a line of nail guns? Because I would be very interested in purchasing his product.

And by "product", I mean "penis".