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The Crappiest Love Scene Ever Written

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A typo can change everything:

"I apologise to anyone who bought my on-sale ebook of Baby, I'm Yours and read on pg 293: 'He stiffened for a moment but then she felt his muscles loosen as he shitted on the ground'," writes Susan Andersen. "Shifted — he SHIFTED!"


Alternate titles for the novel: Baby, I'm Yours, And Baby, I'm An Adult Baby, So You're Going To Need To Change My Diapers or Baby, I'm Yours, And I'm Incontinent.

[Arbroath via Boing Boing]

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Haaa! I love how his muscles loosen as he shits. The scene frames the error perfectly!

That said, this is still sexier than any of the love scenes from Attack of the Clones.