The Best Stocking Stuffers Are Warm Socks and Clementines

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I no longer have a Christmas stocking because my mother and I respect each other too much, but I did have one for many years. The very best presents I ever received in that stocking were warm socks and clementines.

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Warm socks are a practical and kind gift. A pair or two from someone else checks something off your list—you no longer have to buy yourself warm socks because they have already been given to you—and offers a kind of physical comfort that points to the deeper comfort your loved ones may hope to provide you in this life. (They are socks, but they are also your mother’s love.)

The joy of a good clementine is instantaneous, material. You may wash the socks first or wait a few days to wear them, but you will eat the clementine right away.

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The world is a chaotic place, but we can find peace in small moments and ease where we can. Eat the clementine now. Later, wear the socks.

Senior editor, Jezebel

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stacyinbean

I ate two clementines today. Four yesterday. That is too many but citrus is so good at this time of year. I don’t like socks.