“I’m sorry. What?” he wrote, for reasons that are unclear. Next up in the Baldwin family to share his opinion was Uncle Billy, who went with the infinitely creepy “Tough one for Uncle Billy to ‘like.’ #awkward.” Then he added a heart.

I’m not even part of this family and this makes me want to put myself in a shipping container destined for the Arctic. To the Baldwin Men: She’s not weird! You’re weird!!

[People]

Mariah Carey is absolutely not going to fuck with the FaceApp.

I’m with her, since she probably also knows that: A) downloading it means having the rights to your face sold to the Russian government, and B) everyone knows the only real way to glimpse your future senescent self is to take a tab of acid, wait an hour, then go take a look in a bathroom mirror. Please note that this option is not for the faint of heart.

• Perhaps you can’t cure seasonal depression with Grimes’ special eye surgery after all. [Salon]
• Spencer Pratt hates his Hills costars. [Us]
• Prince George is on a much needed vacation from the demands of school and ballet. [People]