The 2022 Brit Awards Red Carpet: Sequins, A Whole Lot of Black, and Adele

She is beauty, she is grace. From the neckline to the subtle sparkle to the sophisticated hair and makeup, Adele knew exactly what to do and did the damn thing.

An electric blue velvet suit was a CHOICE. I can’t tell if I absolutely hate it or kind of love it???? But also, what is this stance? Okay, fine, upon further reflection, this whole thing is inducing shivers, but not in the way Eddie likely wanted it.

There’s something very art student-esque about this. It’s giving torn-apart disco ball.

Unclear why this Ted Lasso woman was there, but she absolutely killed it. The bustier detailing should’ve won its own Brit Award!!!

Men can really show up doing the least and still look decent. Ugh.

The red splatters on the top have me waiting for her to tell me, “It’s just a minor flesh wound, darling.” And is the material here... neoprene? You’re on the red carpet, babes! Leave the scuba material to the sea where it belongs.

Jessica knew what she was doing and went the classic sophisticated route, while David looks about as interesting as a glue stick. Relatedly, it will never not be fascinating to me how multi-millionaire DJs such as Guetta can look so deeply average and unknowable when they’re not behind their booths.

It’s giving Matrix meets Shein haul. I have no choice but to support.

There’s an element of chaos here that is both intriguing and confusing. It looks very Itchy Mermaid.

This singer was born in 2001 so I have no clue who they are, but this linoleum looking black-and-white number is definitely making a statement.

Another singer I do not know, but I immediately love her. Golden goddess!!! The shoes, the jewels, the facial expression. No notes.