At the office, I sit next near Tommy from Deadspin, and I was informed that his cat, Samantha, likes to sit on books. In fact: She likes it so much Tommy made a blog about it. This is Samantha on True Grit. Unrelated: Today is my birthday. Have a good weekend, everybody!
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Today is your birthday Dodai?! HAPPY MOTHAFUCKIN BIRTHDAY!
We just had cupcakes in our office to celebrate our coordinator's birthday. But she's a bitch and talks shit behind people's backs. So I'm going to pretend we had cupcakes for you.