Teri Launches Ladyblog; Demi Moore Scolds Kim Kardashian

• Teri Hatcher is launching a website for women called Get Hatched, a “chick’s guide to life.”

Get it? Chicks? Hatched? [Mirror]

• Teri Hatcher describes the GetHatched.com site as “empowering” and a space that will “provide, with humor and vulnerability, solutions to the needs and obligations of today’s modern women.” It’s produced by DisneyFamily.com. [ET, MediaWeek]
• Kim Kardashian posted a picture of herself, Serena Williams, LaLa Vazquez and Kelly Rowland on Twitter, with the caption “Big pimpin.” Demi Moore asked Kim, via Twitter: “Are you using the word ‘pimpin’ as in ‘pimping’? Kim wrote, “doesn’t everyone? LOL.” Demi wrote back, “No disrespect I love a girls night out but a pimp and pimping is nothing more than a slave owner… We need to stop glorifying the ‘pimp’ culture.” [Daily Mail]
• Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are both denying that they are dating other people, via Twitter. Recently Reggie was accused of seeing January Gessert, and one tabloid even had pictures of her leaving his house. Reggie wrote: “Clarification 4 the dummies aka the media, January is a long time friend of mine & has been dating my best friend for 6 months. Sorry! LOL! ALL THE LADIES, STEP RIGHT UP! If you would like to be the next person linked to dating Reggie Bush all you gotta do is stand next to him!!!” Meanwhile, a British paper reported that Kim was dating a soccer star, and she wrote: “Who the hell is Wayne Bridge? LOL Someone please fill me in because I have no clue!” [Access Hollywood]
• Lindsay Lohan refutes claims that “she’s going to die,” telling this site: “I’m fine. I’m working and healthy.” [Gossip Cop]
• Wait, what? “Cops” tell TMZ that they’re worried about Lindsay Lohan‘s “erratic behavior” and “attitude.” [TMZ]
• Lindsay Lohan was photographed with big puffs of baby powder or foot power erupting from her high-heeled shoes. [The Sun]
• Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are in Paris to promote The Bounty Hunter, and went on a “private river cruise” on the Seine Saturday night. The item at the link reads like fanfic: “They looked as friendly and flirty as ever… While a soft rain fell on the city… They sipped champagne and enjoyed fresh berries.” [People]
• Will Angelina Jolie play Maleficent in a Tim Burton remake of Sleeping Beauty? [Us Magazine]
• Kate Winslet is hoping to “escape” the $6 million NYC apartment she lived in with Sam Mendes and the kids because she sees it as a “house of horrors.” [Page Six]
• Leo DiCaprio, Lukas Haas and Kevin Connolly enjoy chess and cigars in Beverly Hills. [Just Jared]
• No shocker here: Sandra Bullock is “devastated” about her husband’s cheating. [Radar Online]
• Sandra Bullock will not be returning to the house she once shared with Jesse James… as long as he is there. [Radar Online]
• Michelle “Bombshell” McGee‘s dad says Michelle was shocked to see Jesse James and Sandra Bullock together at the Oscars. “She was under the impression they weren’t seeing each other,” Denny McGee claims. “She felt betrayed… She felt like she was going to have a relationship and this happened, and she was mad.” [NY Post]
• Jesse James‘ relationship with “fetish model” Brigitte Daguerre involved him asking her to send him pictures of herself; the report here claims “These photographs paint a vivid picture of the philandering James’ own fetishes.” But really she is just wearing stockings, heels and a bullet bra; and in one shot, a showgirl headdress. Nothing shocking. [Radar, Radar]
• Brigitte Daguerre has an online store and “specializes in hawking the most ironic items imaginable — wedding dresses.” [TMZ]
• Brigitte Daguerre sent a few of her friends — a bunch of biker dudes — to have a little talk with the paparazzi camped out in front of her apartment. “It wasn’t a friendly encounter,” says an eyewitness. [Radar Online]
• Somehow the damn Three Wolf Moon T-shirt is wrapped up in the Jesse James drama. [TMZ]
• Melissa Smith, the second woman to claim she hooked up with Jesse James, is in hiding. Her friend, who was at her house to “water her plants and stuff,” says: “All the haters can go f**k themselves. They don’t know her and they don’t know a thing about what she is really like. They are judging her ’cause she has tats and likes Harleys and s**t. People have been saying the meanest s**t about her on the internet and it is totally unfair. He’s the a**-hole, not Melissa. I swear she doesn’t have a mean bone in her body.” [Radar Online]
• Joslyn James claims to have a room key Tiger Woods left for her at the front desk of a hotel. [TMZ]
• Elin Nordegren does not want to go to the Masters, where Tiger will play on April 8, and is getting ready to travel and visit her family and friends in Sweden instead. [People]
• Will Smith has been hanging out on the set of Jada Pinkett Smith‘s show, HawthoRNe. And meddling! A source says: “He’s been inserting his input and requesting so many changes to the script that it pushed back the production schedule tremendously and caused everything to spiral out of control.” And: “Everyone is praying for him to book a new movie so that he will go away.” [Gatecrasher]
• Madonna is taking daughter Mercy and son David to Malawi to meet their respective biological families next week; a source says: “She sees it as vital they understand their roots.” [The Sun]
• Madonna, Jesus and the kids went to see the Broadway show Fela!. In the snap at the link, little David is doing a very professional “no pictures, please,” pose. [Gatecrasher]
• Katy Perry at the Kids’ Choice Awards: “Heard Justin Bieber‘s gonna b here 2night, can’t wait to tap that.” At the link, a photo of Katy kissing the 16-year-old on the cheek. [Daily Mail]
• CBS tried to hire Conan O’Brien to host this year’s Tony Awards, according to “sources.” He either turned down the offer or can’t do it legally — but the result is the same, it’s not happening. [Deadline Hollywood]
• Bethenny Frankel got married last night in NYC. Here, before the ceremony, she poses wearing a white sweatsuit with “Bride” on the back and a roller in her hair. [Radar Online]
• Girls were seen “literally” fighting over Pauly D at a club. Don’t beat up each other, beat up the beat! [Gatecrasher]
• Chris Brown is looking for a venue to host his 21st birthday party in May, but sources say promoters are hesitant to book his event — they don’t want to mess up their relationship, or potential relationship with Rihanna. [Page Six]
• Yunjin Kim – -aka Sun on Lost — got married yesterday in Hawaii; the groom is filmmaker Park Jeong Hyuk. [ONTD]
• Mad Men‘s Elisabeth Moss started knitting recently. [NY Post]
• Fergie tripped and fell during a Black Eyed Peas show in Kansas City. [E!]
• Is Levi Johnston getting a TV show? [Radar Online]
• Oh, here we go: Levi Johnston has been pitching an Alaska-based reality show called Levi Johnston’s Last Frontier, which would feature him riding on snow machines with jet fuel in them, hunting with his friends and so on. A source calls it “Entourage on ice.” Levi’s been showing up to TV meetings in an RV/party bus. [Radar Online]
• 24 the TV series is ending in May, but 24 the movie looks like a go. [NY Post]
• “The creators of Smallville, the long-running series about Superman’s teen years, are suing Warner Bros., claiming the studio has cheated them out of millions in profits.” [NY Post]
• Liz Taylor is refusing to have surgery for her neck pain; she has been in the hospital more than 100 times in the last 25 years and “can’t face” another operation. [Daily Express]
• Dr. Conrad Murray has not reached out to Michael Jackson‘s family to apologize for MJ’s death — because he doesn’t believe he (or the Propofol he administered) had anything to do with the singer’s death. [TMZ]
• According to a lawsuit filed by Joe Jackson, Michael Jackson was resuscitated for ten minutes an hour after he suffered cardiac arrest. [Daily Mail]
• Boy George no longer talks shit about people: “My days of slagging people off are over. I’m very conscious now that if I’m going to say something, it’s going to be something useful…You know I have a little bit of a history of opening my mouth before I think!” [Now Magazine]
• Paula Abdul just might return to TV — on Simon Cowell‘s X Factor — in 2011. [MSNBC Scoop]
• Farrah Fawcett‘s estate: Being mishandled, according to a producer. [AP]
• Heather Mills‘ former nanny is suing her over sex discrimination and unfair dismissal. [Mirror]
• Is The Who‘s show tomorrow night their last? [Daily Express]
• “I had checked out. I went all the way into being super husband and super dad, thinking, ‘I’ve got to be serious all the time. I’ve got to be the man.’ I put my swagger down for a minute, but I didn’t throw it away. Now it’s time to get it back.” — Usher, on his new album. [Reuters]
• “I think the fashion would have to fall under the terrifying things of the ’80s. The legwarmers, the scrunchies, the mullets, the primary colours. The list goes on and on. And I have a wide variety of fashion horror shows myself that’s available on cable, seemingly all the time.” — John Cusack. [Mirror]
• “I couldn’t be more surprised or delighted. Middle-earth rejoices!” – –Sir Ian McKellen, on being named the Empire Icon at the Empire awards. [Mirror]
• “I’m a fundit.” — Joy Behar, who also says that though she tackles political subjects, she is a comic, not a journalist. And: “Listen, I have my prejudices, you know, too. I think that people who are liberal are more open-minded. That’s all. I just believe that. You know, you can argue with that all you want – you can say, ‘Oh, conservative people are open-minded,’ and I don’t agree with that. I don’t.” [CBS News]
• “I really liked that I was 15 [playing the role], and [Cherie Currie] was 15 and seeing what a different time I’ve grown up in and thinking, ‘I could probably never do this, I could probably never be on my own and on the road and performing in lingerie.'” — Dakota Fanning on The Runaways. [USA Today]
• “I’m here proving to everyone that I’m totally open to employment opportunities. … I found this gig tonight on Craigslist!” — Paula Abdul, at Perez Hilton’s birthday party. [LA Times]